OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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