it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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