you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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