Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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