im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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