New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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