We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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