Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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