I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Dicks are not precious.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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