so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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