we're blogging at a bar
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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