3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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