I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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