Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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