I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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