It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
bring money and cleavage
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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