Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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