yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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