Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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