so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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