ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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