You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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