blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Text me some of your sweat
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