I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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