Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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