I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Found your dick twin last night
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I deserve to be covered in dicks
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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