Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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