everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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