we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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