It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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