Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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