I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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