His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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