hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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