But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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