Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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