Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
