Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
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Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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