i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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