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I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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