you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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