I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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