why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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