There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
