Your tits are I can't wait for
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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