Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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