I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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