I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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