Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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