Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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