Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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