My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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