This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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