yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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