Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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