i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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