Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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